What does a Strawberries and Cream blended drink say about you as a man? Decaf Light Blended Coffee? I don't care what mid-life crisis car you're driving, you can't look cool sucking from a straw. Maybe Chuck Norris could...maybe.
It beats workin'...
I get an embossed card after 90 days, right around the time I have my 30th coffee tasting. My decoder ring comes after 120 days. At 5 years they let me into the Inner Sanctum, where their ultimate plans for controlling the world will be revealed to me. At 10 years I get a sabbactical and use of the Island Lair...
Of course, I'll be wearing the black apron of a Coffee Master by then.
seriously, coffee master, black apron, you know, the Jedi Knights of coffee...
"This is not the drink you are looking for..."
"You'd LIKE a muffin with that..."
Moving cups around, blindfolded, making lattes with my mind, maybe I would finally crack the mystery of the Iced Cafe Voltaire...then somewhere nearby, a cup spills.
a disturbance in the coffee...
Although, I often wonder if Tea Master might look better on the business cards...
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Was nice talking to you last night.
So, Travolta and Norris...but that's it, no one else could look cool sucking on a straw.